What if we installed this artefact in every resort, campsite, swimming pool, hotel, guesthouse, hostel, boat, museums, and water park across the hemisphere?
Because, honestly… with this turbulent year, filled with hatred and a serious lack of ideas —as many of the speeches we hear have sadly become— perhaps a bit of playful air wouldn’t hurt. This way, we all have the chance to propose something from that summer space —vacation— where seemingly nothing happens, to counter those who propose very little (or nothing at all), but do so from that other place where everything can happen: power.
Quick Manual for Inflating the Sensory Interaction Inflatable Module™ ✨
1.Open the valve and unfold it on any non-flat-Earther surface.
2.Inflate using good-vibes-only air. If you need to scream while inflating, go ahead — release what no longer serves you.
3.Close the valve, approach the module, deliver your speech…or sing It if you prefer, and listen after you speak.
APOCALINFLATABLE NOW
According to Order 160725-XJP, the inclusion of the Sensory Interaction Inflatable Module™ is recommended in upcoming survival kits.
